my neighbors stole my beer and i'm pissed

turns out the area around the beverly center in los angeles is not the type of fodder that mr. roger's neighborhood stories are made of. Namely, in this neighborhood, your neighbors steal your beer out of your fucking cooler when your trying to have a good time.

fuckers.

being the neighborly sort that i am, when my neighbors asked if they could imbide a tasty beverage or two, i obliged! of course. little was i to know that a few meant about 6 of my beers and then all of the beers that my friends were kind enough to leave at my house when they left.

i mean, fuck, dude. stealing someone's beer is just so not kosher, but stealing your neighbors beer is downright unethical. this on top of the loud "flaminco" music that the healer-come-music producer guy pushing 50 upstairs blasts from the hours of, oh wait, always. lets just say the guy doesn't even have a fucking bed up there, just music equipement that he rapes every hour, on the hour, to create what he thinks is music. then, we have the two yapping small dogs that would even make paris hilton think about drop kicking them. i mean, i can deal with the dogs, the loud music, but steal my motherfucking beer will you?! this calls for revenge.

their nice guys and all, and have donated bottles of very nice gin and fresh pastries to our lower apartment every once in a while, but never did any one of us from our apartment go up there, ask for a glass of gin and then take the whole fucking bottle. i'm, offended and quite frankly, i'm ready to take action. anyone got any ideas? nailing them in the face with hot dogs has been suggested i believe in addition to the ever popular tennis balls on the ceiling, but none of it seems to make an impact, what will it take??

if this site wasn't so fucking awful to navigate it might actually be cool, but alas..its not, so you have to dig around for the good stories ("whory lorie" is my favorite): http://www.annoyingneighbors.com/

and finally, of all the revenge tactics that i read, this seemed to be the best:
For no reason at all go outside and shoot video of your neighbor. He will have no idea that you are doing it JUST to annoy him.

the rest just seemed focused on ordering catalogues, sharpies, telephone numbers and bathroom stalls. eh. i think the videotaping one would be funny especially since i live in a duplex and it would be totally creepy. [insert mr. burns here] exceeelllleeeennnttt.