try not to suck any more dick on the way out to the parking lot...

some new trailors are on the block and worthy of some on-the-clock procrastinating:

anybody want a chocolate starfish?
http://www.clerks2.com/trailer/index.html

yielgamesh! just in time for good times. borat's new movie premiers in u, s, and a!!!!!
http://www.borat.tv/

heeeeeee'sss baaaacccckkk (and more blond (??) than ever). there better be a fucking cool car in this one or i'm officially d-o-n-e with this tired ass franchise:
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/moviefone/movies/2006/casinoroyale_018129/casinoroyale_trlr_01_maleos_hiq_dl.mov

the non-fiction book about the san francisco serial killer (that was never caught) that this movie is based on is the entire reason camping and making out in secluded, dark, roads makes me want to puke from fear (thanks mel for passing that shit on when i was like 15 p.s. that pretty much took care of my high school social life):
http://www.thezodiacfilm.com/

for the artsy ladies, basically "garden state 2." as far as i'm concerned, zack braff can keep making movies about his confusion about his life, because god dammit, the boy is hawt (i once saw him in a gardening store near my house and didn't say anything, though tempted to yell out "many moore sucks!"):
http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/thelastkiss/

the.simpsons.the.movie. enough said:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/teaser/

if i see any one of you in line for the lake house, you can rest assured that i will walk by yo' ass like we ain't never met. x-tina, i'm looking in your direction (as if "miss congeniality: armed and fabulous" wasn't enough...sheeshh).