pirates, look-alikes and some poorly braided chin hair

" you do not do Jack Sparrow wearing Matrix boots, for crying out loud."

huh.

or so says the awfully bearded man to my left, a Jack Sparrow Hollywood boulevard impersonator of that multi-million dollar hotness that is Johnny Depp.

irony be dammed, this man apparently decided to take matters into his own hands after impersonators such as.....



...this man messed it all up with a bad wig--->


"why is some idiot out there trashing that costume?
These guys just put on a wig, a red head wrap, a white shirt,
a vest, and they would walk around Hollywood Boulevard
with an English accent. I put together my own costume.
It was accepted by the public."

accepted by the public hey? i dunno about that one, but hell it could be funny to go take a picture with these guys. anyone in? i say we try and outdress them and then talk mad trash about their outfits. maybe a dance off? break dancing? the shopping cart. i dunno, i think the possibilities for fun are endless....whose in?