jails + celebrities = awesomenesstastic!

paris hilton is going to jaaaaaaaaaiiiiiilllllllll!!!!!

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this is possibly the best news i've recieved in a long time.

i've actually toured a jail in los angeles county and lets just say it ain't no fucking picnic. i luv that kathy hilton asked the city attorney for his autograph because "this is rediculous." no what's rediculous is that you own a million, kadrillion, dollars and you can't hire a fucking driver for your trannalicious daughter of yours. come on.

this is certainly the month for celebrity justice. girls gone wild guy cries in jail as his jailmate taunts him day and night while spector's lawyers are accused of hiding a fingernail that had gunshot residue on it (meaning that good ole mr. fro-do fired a gun) from the D.A's office.

my oh my, what a tangled web we weave.