getting the terminator to release the slut

i'm just going to come out and say it. paris hilton's friends are asking the governor for a pardon for her dumb ass stint of driving on a suspended DUI licence. i mean, you know....it might work....

jesus. come the fuck on with this.

i mean, maybe tomorrow i'll find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and maybe i might not. who knows?! you know?!!

hey, i know! lets ask burger king to lobby president bush to give paris a federal pardon because of all of her hard work and dedication that she put into that stupid burger king commercial when she writhed around on a car. i mean, its hard work being paris hilton. just look, sometimes its hard to even walk straight. she deserves a purple heart for all of her hard work. she's a real american idol.

ugh..i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

The petition is in keeping with the brilliant legal strategy of pointing the finger at others (obviously it worked at hearing, so.....). now, i'm only a third year law student, but i'm pretty sure that, "what??!!! she did it too,she even killed somebody and you didn't put her in jail" isn't a real sound argument, especially when the "her" is none other than....brandy. i mean, what's next? blame it all on transformers and the impending robot war? obviously adhering to reality isn't important here.

The best part of this whole petition is the use of the word "career" in reference to paris hilton:

"Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time. [ohhhh, good one.]

This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

jesus h. christ. check out the petition and take part in the revolution. free the drunken, anorexic tranny! i'm thinking of making buttons. whose in?


http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/