accessibility: are you really that important?

everyone's seen these guys who have their mobile(s), pager, digital camera, etc. etc.. all on their cheesy-ass fake gucci belt. for god's sake, its not like you're batman, a carpenter or any such other person that doesn't have those few seconds to reach into your pocket to aprehend whatever device it is that is currently beeping (or obnoxiously playing "trying to catch me riding dirty" or whatever). seriously, what is the fucking deal? i mean, i'm not suggesting that you start carrying a "European Men's Carry-All" or some such item, but seriously, put that shit away. i think you have those few extra seconds that would enable you to stop your best impersonation of a radio shack store and look like a human being.

and while we're at it, go home right now and please do all man-kind a favor and burn your pleated pants. is there a reason to emphasize the roundness of your belly? yea, didn't think so. off you run then...