here's to making your ass look twice the size it really is...

look everyone, there's this disturbing trend that seems to be going around lately and i just can't keep quiet about it anymore: tapered pants.
stop it, stop it right now. For god's sake people, is there a reason that you need to make your lower half look like an upside down pyramid? any reason to make your ass look twice the size it normally does and your ankles twice as small as they should be? nooooooooooooo....someone please tell me, because I cannot for the life of me figure out why in the hell anyone would want their hips to be emphasized to such a degree that in taking in the figure the eye is automatically drawn up and out. seriously, why god, why??? and if you don't want to take my word for it, take a look for yourselves and try and tell me I'm wrong...that's what I thought....