don't be that guy...
seriously, don't be that guy....
a) that seriously f's up with a chick, never apologizes and then days/weeks/months later tries to act like nothing has ever happened and tries AGAIN to pick up on her...don't be that guy
b) that still wears the pucca shell necklace. that is, unless you'd like to announce to the world that you have absolutely no personality and like the fact that you are exactly like every other fucking guy who went to abercrombie and thought that was his ticket into "coolness." ...don't be that guy
c) that stares at everyone, no holds bar. no one likes a guy who stares...its creepy, don't be that guy
d) that still listens to dave matthews band or DMB or whatever you tards call it. everyone's sobered up and figured out what a pervy song "crash" is, so phaaaleeease give it up. don't be that guy
e) that overplucks or overwaxes his eyebrows. its so metrosexual its not even funny. look, its just not flattering and it only bespeaks of your committment to stealing the mirror in the morning for 45 minutes. don't be that guy
f) that plays 10 girls at one time on myspace. um, yea, so we have computers too and we see all those other comments left in glittery pink writing about "getting back at me." have a fucking backbone...one at a time dude at least on line...duh...don't be that guy
g) that wears the t-shirt of the band that he's going to the concert to see (sorry couldn't help it)...don't be that guy merch
h) that spikes his hair to make it look alternatively like he was in one hell of a wind tunnel or got hair tips from sonic the hedgehog. c'mon, i don't know one straight chick that's into that. n-o-t a o-n-e. not only does it make your hair look thinner (esp. if you have black hair), but it makes you look like a right idiot. what exactly is it that you're going for? that look like you're perpetually in motion? too quick to grab a hold of? figure it out, don't be that guy
and finally:
i) that gets 30 inch rims on his piece of shit car. you know who you are. and who you are is a dipshit. don't be that guy.
a) that seriously f's up with a chick, never apologizes and then days/weeks/months later tries to act like nothing has ever happened and tries AGAIN to pick up on her...don't be that guy
b) that still wears the pucca shell necklace. that is, unless you'd like to announce to the world that you have absolutely no personality and like the fact that you are exactly like every other fucking guy who went to abercrombie and thought that was his ticket into "coolness." ...don't be that guy
c) that stares at everyone, no holds bar. no one likes a guy who stares...its creepy, don't be that guy
d) that still listens to dave matthews band or DMB or whatever you tards call it. everyone's sobered up and figured out what a pervy song "crash" is, so phaaaleeease give it up. don't be that guy
e) that overplucks or overwaxes his eyebrows. its so metrosexual its not even funny. look, its just not flattering and it only bespeaks of your committment to stealing the mirror in the morning for 45 minutes. don't be that guy
f) that plays 10 girls at one time on myspace. um, yea, so we have computers too and we see all those other comments left in glittery pink writing about "getting back at me." have a fucking backbone...one at a time dude at least on line...duh...don't be that guy
g) that wears the t-shirt of the band that he's going to the concert to see (sorry couldn't help it)...don't be that guy merch
h) that spikes his hair to make it look alternatively like he was in one hell of a wind tunnel or got hair tips from sonic the hedgehog. c'mon, i don't know one straight chick that's into that. n-o-t a o-n-e. not only does it make your hair look thinner (esp. if you have black hair), but it makes you look like a right idiot. what exactly is it that you're going for? that look like you're perpetually in motion? too quick to grab a hold of? figure it out, don't be that guy
and finally:
i) that gets 30 inch rims on his piece of shit car. you know who you are. and who you are is a dipshit. don't be that guy.
posted by minister of hate at 12:01 AM
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